Drop Dead, Gorgeous

garface: arboreal heights by a passing breeze on Flickr.

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arboreal heights by a passing breeze on Flickr.

fackingmoarkewkies: fuckingrecipes: SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:42:05 -0400

fuckingrecipes:

SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.

GET SOME FRUIT.

BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.

BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.

PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.

NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.

YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?

TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER.

I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.

FUCK.

WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’

IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.

NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.

TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.

Calm down, Karkat

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capjak: paradisepapi: you-are-the-atmosphere: awestruck—wonder...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:37:33 -0400

capjak:

paradisepapi:

you-are-the-atmosphere:

awestruck—wonder:

It’s kinda crazy how much priscilla presley looks like lana in this photo….

OMG SHE DOES..

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view-from-up-here: the day after valentines day

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view-from-up-here:

the day after valentines day

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st0psign: REDIRECT CODE IS OFF UNTIL 11 EST, SO PLEASE CLICK...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:55:28 -0400

st0psign:

REDIRECT CODE IS OFF UNTIL 11 EST, SO PLEASE CLICK AND THEN MESSAGE ME. I. WILL. FOLLOW. YOU. BACK…

http://www.q102.com/d/?3jg

I’M IN THE TOP TWELVE!!! GET ME TO NUMBER ONE!

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aqualized:

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